so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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