We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
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There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
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Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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