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I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
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Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
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