Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
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My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
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Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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