I saw his package. It spoke to me.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Congratulations! We have a period
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