the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Randomize
