Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
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The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
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What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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