Don't you send me to vm
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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