I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
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He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
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Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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