Too much gin, very little bucket
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
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i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
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To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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