remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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