either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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