You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Randomize
