I want to have your abortion
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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