If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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