your parents love me but you hate me
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
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