i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
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At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
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I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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