Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
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Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
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Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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