I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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