arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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