she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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