No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
We are all done wearing pants today
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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