This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
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I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
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I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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