i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
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they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
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I have fence marks all over my body
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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