I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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