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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
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She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
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You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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