You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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