I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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