Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
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Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
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Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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