You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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