we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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