Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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