I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
My bed smells like the plague
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