they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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