But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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