a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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