Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
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i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
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Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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