matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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