Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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