Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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