This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
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quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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