you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
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I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
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3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
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