Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
