you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
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drinking out of a sandbucket again
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
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All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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