And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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