So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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