I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
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He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
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THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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