i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
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I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
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so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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