I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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