You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
porn star boner night. come get it.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Randomize
