Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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