this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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