I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
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well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
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God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
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I just started talking about how noodles were so good
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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