"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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