I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
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i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
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You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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